ghost-of-augustus-waters:

Just passed a group of bros in the parking lot. They were all wearing snapbacks and muscle shirts. As I passed I heard their conversation. The one bro was arguing, “Naw man, Dumbledore was a terrible caretaker, he literally sent kids into fucking death forest for detention. Messed up man.”

(via dontbeanassbutt)

Anonymous: David Yates is going to direct Fantastic Beasts

fudgeflies:

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  • Harry: Alright now we're gonna learn expelliarmus.
  • Some lil twit in the DA: but isn't that kind of a pansy-ass spell?
  • Harry: I have LITERALLY USED THIS AGAINST THE DARK LORD HIMSELF, TAKE A SEAT SON.

pottersir:

if you think it’s degrading to work in retail remember that voldemort worked at borgin and burkes before he became the dark lord

(Source: pottersir, via mydickisthealpha)


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